Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with d wedding plan! At the end, choose d people u want to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know about u!=)

(To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your wedding plan, tag d people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)

1. How old are you?
- two jiro. dua koshong.

2. Are you single?
- *insert a kentut sound here*

3. At what age do you think you'll get married?
- preferably 25 but nature works otherwise, tending to happen the ways you don't prefer.

4. Do you think you'll be marrying the person you are with now?
- *kentut here twice*

5. if not, who do you want to marry??
- anyone but my dad and adik. oh, and pakcik2 and jiran and sepupu and dua pupu and anak sedare and adik ipar etc etc

6. Who will be your bridesmaid & best man??
- nani

7. Do you want a garden/beach or traditional wedding?
- traditional. i'm plain conservative like that.

8. Where do you plan to go on honeymoon?
- anywhere with halal seafood and stellar spas and amazing sunset views. need that massage and scrubs and mani pedi done beforehand to get me alive and kickin when the sun goes down moooyehhh :D

9. How many guests do you think you'll invite?
- like i friggin careeeeee.

10. Will that include your exes?
- answered. up there.

11. How many layers of cake do you want?
- 2. for the two of us. ehehehe corny siallll *puke*

12. When do you want to get married, morning or evening?
- after solat zuhr. pas asar orang dah cau. sng mek wudhu mekap tanggal pon xkesa. wah harusla nak pk suma tuuuuuu *self-slapped three times*

13. Name the song/tune you'd like to play at your wedding.
- bunyik kompang.

14. Do you prefer fine dining or just normal spoon,fork and knife?
- i'd provide them cutleries and i'm all open if anyone pleases to use their hands. so, it's the fusion of both.
shoot i'm not even answering the damn question. ugh, wtv.

15. Champagne or red wine?
- ayak kosong

16. Honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?
- right after cause i'm uber hot like that. no one could resist me that long *muke serius*

17. Money or household items?
- monnayyyyhhhhh

18. How many kids would you like to have?
- unlimited. yeeehahhhh *slams whip*

19. Will you record your honeymoon in DVD/CD?
- i want to but i'm not going to keep it, better let someone else have it cause it's a pain to watch a video with myself speaking and alive in it. i used to see myself standing ugly and concrete, makes me hate seeing myself alive. i've no idea how you guys survived

20. Whose wedding plan would you like to know next?
- check out my bed of buds list. people, do this. NOW! Dr. Mahathir and Tok Guru Nik Aziz nak buat pon bole, dialu2kan...

you fellas feel like marrying me now, don't you? see, thought so.

3 Comments:

  1. dylasham said...
    ci cakap semalam kimpit kate ko balek die nak tunang. haha. ci y cakap nue~ ding ding ding
    Nanue said...
    hish, ade plak. xdelah kimpit tipu je tuuuu. kepale hotak orang tua tuh nak ajak tunang plak. gile ape. jgn caye dyla oiii
    dylasham said...
    hahaha. ci yang cakap. kalo die tipu makna nye ak menipu juga. :D

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