I was walking out of class with Steve when this conversation took place.
Steve: Guess what I'm doing tonight?
Me: What?
Steve: I'm shooting gun, in this hardware place with all the targets and boards with a bunch of gangsta.
Me: You serious?
Steve: Yeah, you should try it sometimes, it's self defense. Imagine someone trying to chase you, you just have to hold your gun out.
Me: I think you need a license to own a gun right?
Steve: Yeah, what's so hard about it? Just get a license then.
Me: It's okay, Steve. I'm not interested.
Steve: Self-defense!
Me: You know what? I don't even need a gun. These people, when they see me, they thought I had a gun.
*Pointing hijab*
Steve: You're not funny.
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NANUE this is GOLD.
This is brilliant. Best delivery line.
*I HOPE*
That said, it's not a joke that I would dare to make cause I'm too CHICKEN LOOOOOL XD XD + XP
Thank you Irving, I love you and Farah Hanani! Pengkomen setia :)