I think my parents have a set of randomest children a pair can ever owned. Especially Nadia. I don't know, but we aren't what they thought we were. My brother and sisters are not what I thought they were.
I thought Nadia was the shy one, but when she opened up her own Facebook account, she cracked the theory with a fist and posted vain pictures of herself for the whole population of the Globe to see. You know, the kind which draws instant disgust upon viewing? Yeah, that kind of photos. Nadia has this weird habit that can never be explained even with the complexity of mathematics: She talks and writes at the same time. Not on paper, but on air. She tells you stories and have them written (sort of), by making this weird writing gestures with her index finger. If she meant to say you're cute, she'll spell the word, CUTE with her index finger dancing, writing the word on air. Yeap, bizarre as hell.
But it's okay, she's 14. And growing.
Abang. OMG this guy is the epitome of laziness and guys, combined. Him washing his dishes would be "The magical world of Disney" coming true. That's what my sisters call it. He thinks he's so manly and shit, having absolute power over us girls and doing dishes would drop his level of manliness down to the bottom. Yeah, he's that cocky. Interestingly, he can sing. Apparently, he has a band (sort of) and he's the main vocalist. I've never heard him sing but knowing him, I bet it sounds skanky, whatever that means.
Nani is crazy. She always comes up with the randomest phrases out of thin air. They're too dirty (but outrageously funny) to even mention here in public. Being the prettiest one (well her face is a lil bit different, not that she's super gorgeously pretty), she's always been the sought-after one. All the aunts will be like 'Cantiknya anak anak you Mah', only after seeing Nani. And Nani only.
Such statement is pretty much non-existent after thorough viewing of the other four, unfortunately.
There's nothing too fancy about adik. Being the youngest one made her develop this annoying draggy voice whenever she talks. It takes her a solid 5minutes to pronounce her own name. And her name is Nazira. Imagine that voice on a short, bushy-headed girl. 10 points!
Yeah.
And if there's one thing all of us have in common, it's utter deficiency in Math. We suck balls; at Math. We can never count. It's in the gene. So, whenever one of us fails in Math, we'll just cry a little and blame the gene. It's OK to not be good at Math. Because
"Mak's still gonna cook laksa for us" says Nani.
Kids, do not try this at home.
I thought Nadia was the shy one, but when she opened up her own Facebook account, she cracked the theory with a fist and posted vain pictures of herself for the whole population of the Globe to see. You know, the kind which draws instant disgust upon viewing? Yeah, that kind of photos. Nadia has this weird habit that can never be explained even with the complexity of mathematics: She talks and writes at the same time. Not on paper, but on air. She tells you stories and have them written (sort of), by making this weird writing gestures with her index finger. If she meant to say you're cute, she'll spell the word, CUTE with her index finger dancing, writing the word on air. Yeap, bizarre as hell.
But it's okay, she's 14. And growing.
Abang. OMG this guy is the epitome of laziness and guys, combined. Him washing his dishes would be "The magical world of Disney" coming true. That's what my sisters call it. He thinks he's so manly and shit, having absolute power over us girls and doing dishes would drop his level of manliness down to the bottom. Yeah, he's that cocky. Interestingly, he can sing. Apparently, he has a band (sort of) and he's the main vocalist. I've never heard him sing but knowing him, I bet it sounds skanky, whatever that means.
Nani is crazy. She always comes up with the randomest phrases out of thin air. They're too dirty (but outrageously funny) to even mention here in public. Being the prettiest one (well her face is a lil bit different, not that she's super gorgeously pretty), she's always been the sought-after one. All the aunts will be like 'Cantiknya anak anak you Mah', only after seeing Nani. And Nani only.
Such statement is pretty much non-existent after thorough viewing of the other four, unfortunately.
There's nothing too fancy about adik. Being the youngest one made her develop this annoying draggy voice whenever she talks. It takes her a solid 5minutes to pronounce her own name. And her name is Nazira. Imagine that voice on a short, bushy-headed girl. 10 points!
Yeah.
And if there's one thing all of us have in common, it's utter deficiency in Math. We suck balls; at Math. We can never count. It's in the gene. So, whenever one of us fails in Math, we'll just cry a little and blame the gene. It's OK to not be good at Math. Because
"Mak's still gonna cook laksa for us" says Nani.
Kids, do not try this at home.
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